The GRAFFITI WALL

"Come to Woody's Diner
Have a Main course discussion

Huic ergo parce, Deus,
Pies jesu Domine
feeds@yuku.com (Padre Mellyrn) http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2674 Sun, 26 Aug 2007 17:27:17 GMT <![CDATA[ So..... ]]> http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2675/t/So-.html feeds@yuku.com (elizadolots(d)) http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2675 Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:53:23 GMT <![CDATA[ EVERY DAY I.... ]]> http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2673/t/EVERY-DAY-I-.html
So, what I'm interested in here is something(s) you do every day that entertains you. A moment(s) you can count on to be a bit funny or sweet or odd.

For me: every night the dogs go pull their sleep pads out of their cage like it's just the funnest thing in the world...they wrestle with them, grrrrr and stuff..then I rip them out of their mouths. The funnest thing is there are 2... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (elizadolots(d)) http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2673 Sun, 05 Aug 2007 20:53:16 GMT <![CDATA[ *grabs can of spray paint, ponders wall, ...* ]]> http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2676/t/-grabs-can-of-spray-paint-ponders-wall-.html
Way, Waaaaaaaay out in Left Field

*looks at finished work, nods once, and tosses empty can into dumpster, merrily humming The Twilight Zone theme music & cruises out of the Alley* feeds@yuku.com (SandyTaleSpinner) http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2676 Wed, 20 Jun 2007 17:25:11 GMT <![CDATA[ that name sounds like a {fill in the blank} ]]> http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2678/t/that-name-sounds-like-a-fill-in-the-blank-.html
Playing outfield was Bocachita...

Bocachita sounds like an after work happy hour bar...

On the other side of the game was Yuniesky Betancourt

Yuniesky sounds like a eastern european country.... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (elizadolots(d)) http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2678 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 21:27:17 GMT <![CDATA[ Cool Websites to share.... ]]> http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2679/t/Cool-Websites-to-share-.html
Ancient looking fonts

Neato fonts that look like The Dead Sea scrolls (read his note about increasing font sizes and stuff to get the "true" look). ]]> feeds@yuku.com (elizadolots(d)) http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2679 Sat, 02 Jun 2007 20:04:32 GMT <![CDATA[ If it's just the Staff goofin' off here... ]]> http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2680/t/If-it-s-just-the-Staff-goofin-off-here-.html :lmao

All that is gold does not glitter
Not all who wander are lost
Welcome to The Harper's Inn

]]> feeds@yuku.com (SandyTaleSpinner) http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2680 Tue, 29 May 2007 20:08:34 GMT <![CDATA[ One the fooles friends ]]> http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2681/t/One-the-fooles-friends.html
"The No Childs Behind Left" act.

"Come to Woody's Diner
Have a Main course discussion on us"
Huic ergo parce, Deus,
Pies jesu... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Padre Mellyrn) http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2681 Fri, 18 May 2007 17:14:01 GMT <![CDATA[ Karl Rove would make a good.... ]]> http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2682/t/Karl-Rove-would-make-a-good-.html
Mad Scientist

..... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (elizadolots(d)) http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2682 Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:18:41 GMT <![CDATA[ LIPS!! ]]> http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2677/t/LIPS-.html
Dairy Queen is now running an ad for their new Kit Kat bar blizzard that features.....

LIPS!!!!!!! ]]> feeds@yuku.com (elizadolots(d)) http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2677 Wed, 28 Mar 2007 21:42:29 GMT <![CDATA[ A Mysterious Figure slips in... ]]> http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2683/t/A-Mysterious-Figure-slips-in-.html
With a blur of motion and the hisssss of aerosol spry he leaves his mark and departs. The only sign of his being here is the hastily written Graffitti reading:

"Breland's son, Braedon Leo, was born Sept 1st at 7:13 in the evening. He weighed 9 lbs 9oz and was 21 inches long"

"La la la, I'm following my Fish!
La la... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Brasston Wyldefires) http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2683 Thu, 05 Oct 2006 16:07:20 GMT <![CDATA[ On NBC's fall schedule... ]]> http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2686/t/On-NBC-s-fall-schedule-.html feeds@yuku.com (elizadolots(d)) http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2686 Sun, 20 Aug 2006 20:19:29 GMT <![CDATA[ Ok, I swear I just saw a commerical for Human Bondo ]]> http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2684/t/Ok-I-swear-I-just-saw-a-commerical-for-Human-Bondo.html
The Collagen "fills in the wrinkles", and the silicone seals the top with a layer over the wrinkles.

This adds a whole new twist to the phrase "body work".

Huic ergo parce, Deus,
Pies jesu Domine
feeds@yuku.com (Padre Mellyrn) http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2684 Wed, 28 Jun 2006 19:14:11 GMT <![CDATA[ Think about this. ]]> http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2689/t/Think-about-this-.html

Huic ergo parce, Deus,
Pies jesu Domine
Dona eis Requiem
(wham)

]]> feeds@yuku.com (Padre Mellyrn) http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2689 Mon, 20 Feb 2006 12:25:19 GMT <![CDATA[ THE MASTER PLAN ]]> http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2690/t/THE-MASTER-PLAN.html
Let all the women who want to marry women, get married.

Let all the men who want to marry men, get married.

In three generations, there won't be anymore Democrats....

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The Only Flaw of the Master Plan.

All the Republicans will be in Jail by the end of the Bush term....

]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2690 Sat, 28 Jan 2006 06:33:34 GMT <![CDATA[ Mathematics and Life ]]> http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2688/t/Mathematics-and-Life.html
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______________________________

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
_____________________________

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2688 Mon, 16 Jan 2006 23:26:18 GMT <![CDATA[ This, too, shall pass~ ]]> http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2691/t/This-too-shall-pass-.html

All that is gold does not glitter
Not all who wander are lost
Welcome to The Harper's Inn

]]> feeds@yuku.com (SandyTaleSpinner) http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2691 Sat, 10 Dec 2005 19:33:09 GMT <![CDATA[ Why is it that Fat, stupid, fucking people ]]> http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2685/t/Why-is-it-that-Fat-stupid-fucking-people.html Huic ergo parce, Deus,
Pies jesu Domine
Dona eis Requiem
(wham)

]]> feeds@yuku.com (Padre Mellyrn) http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2685 Mon, 21 Nov 2005 20:19:21 GMT <![CDATA[ Happiness is... ]]> http://woodysdiner.yuku.com/topic/2692/t/Happiness-is-.html