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			<title><![CDATA[ Sohpie B Hawkings - Damn I wish I was your lover ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ The continuing saga of Padre and his stupid shit life. If you want to read the info before this, here is the link. <a target="_blank" href="http://talkyourtalk.yuku.com/topic/6645?page=1">Lady Gaga - Love Game.</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 19:48:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Sometimes I think.... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ The idea is post things that sometimes pop into your head...
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like:  Sometimes I think there are 12 people posting on the internet and I happen to be one of them....
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Yesterday I was looking for a new bonsai tree to crochet and the 7th hit on my search was my own YUKU gallery....I didn&#39;t include &quot;crochet&quot;, I
swear....
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Today, I&#39;m the top poster in 4 out of the 5 forums on the Paramount international Star Trek forums...like...I&#39;m so hugely... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 22:01:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ In the darkness of my soul, ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ it&#39;s always 3am in the afternoon! ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 08:30:15 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Now I can explain!  Really!!! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Honey Lamb,
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<br>
I thought I&#39;d clarify a few things before rumors started.
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First of all, I wasn&#39;t at that bar on 6th and Kramer streets last night, hell, I don&#39;t even know what the name of the Animal House is or where it&#39;s
located.  Oh, and I was not the fellow dancing with the nude blonde on the bar, I didn&#39;t even know her name! I was, to be truthful, at the library, reading
history.  Indeed, I offered no one money for any service, I was broke, that&#39;s... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 02:49:15 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Double your salary! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Embezzle! ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 03:47:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Pornography... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Innocent fun?  Or potentially addictive?
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What do you think?  I&#39;ve always been told that &quot;women don&#39;t like it.&quot;  But....I actually DO like some of it.  Does that make me a pervert? 
Is it possibly good for people?  Does it lead to other vices?  Is it REALLY degrading to women?
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<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:07:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Oh boo hoo! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;m about to be banned from the Atheists board by the non-educated lady valar.  This is happening because she was offended by what I said on another board.
 Naturally, to save her honor, I called her a liar and a hypocite on her board so that she&#39;d have first hand experience.
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Woe is me!
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Oh, woe is me! ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:48:11 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <img border=0 src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/Sheiler94/emoticon/gaah.gif" /><br><br><img border=0 src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/Sheiler94/emoticon/swear2.gif" /><br><br><br><img border=0 src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/Sheiler94/emoticon/rippinghairout.gif" /><br><br>Ok, All Better!<div class='signature'><div style="text-align:center"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/Sheiler94/PPS/images-10.jpg"></div></div> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:45:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Things that make you Huuuummmmm? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ From the song by C&C music Company - <br><br>Things that make you go -<br>               or<br><center>that vibration of the lips that occur<br>when the mind has called to question <br>a revered belief and cause strain<br>to the brain.</center><br><br>If one is so insistant that they can not abide a 'place of secret where only they and thier friends are allowed to see each others words' why would one then insist on all 'admin matters' be done only by P.M. (Private messaging)<br><br>Put that... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2007 17:38:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Does anyone here really believe this one? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://p072.ezboard.com/fpoliticsandnewsfrm95.showMessage?topicID=575.topic" target="_new">Researchers:  Pot Smoking Linked to Psychosis</a><br><br><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>2) I don`t complain about typos.<hr></blockquote> Guy doesn't complain about typos? And We have huge tracts of land to sell you if you do!<div class='signature'><a href="http://p205.ezboard.com/fwoodysdinerfrm1" target="top"><div style="text-align:center"><span... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2007 16:57:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Permission ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I retroactively give my permission for a joke I had forwarded to me and posted somewhere else to be posted here previously.<br><br>Thank you.  <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rndtuit --><img src=http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/padre/roundtuit.gif ALT=":rndtuit"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:57:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The Office, part Deux ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Guy: <br>&quot;I will not participate on a board where I am denied access to a forum that the other regular members are allowed into.&quot; <br><br>Well, ain't life just a bitch when one realizes his own limitations! And it's such a terrible hardship too... <br><br>Look, you sad, pittiful little thing: if it'll make you feel any better, I hereby offer to abdicate my moderator status on this board. I'd *much* sooner do that than ever see you be made a mod here. I leave the final decision up to... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 21:39:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ 26 killed, 255 hurt on rides in 30 years ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.asahi.com/english/Herald-asahi/TKY200705090331.html">www.asahi.com/</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br>05/10/2007<br><br>BY SATORU EGUCHI,AND HIDEKI MOTOYAMA<br><br>THE ASAHI SHIMBUN<br><br>At least 26 people were killed and 255 injured in accidents involving amusement park rides in the 30 years to 2006, a survey by an infrastructure ministry affiliate shows. <br><br>But the actual figures could be much higher because the survey covers reported cases... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2007 07:23:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ From P&amp;N, one of guys posters posted. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ She thought it was funny, I was dying laughing, with tears in my eyes.<br><br>This is an open letter written to the brand manager of Proctor and Gamble...<br><br>Dear Mr. Thatcher,<br><br>I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard CoreT or Dri-WeaveT absorbency, Id probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and Id certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2007 18:15:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ inquiring minds ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Why people think ignorance is such a mark of honour. We have   rosie stating on the view saying fire can't melt steel <br><br>while guy in another topic a slave economy doesn't use slave labor because there were also non-slave craftsmen<br><br>One wonders were rosie thinks steel comes from or where they got steel in the past since you can't make with fire.   How did they make all those steel swords, knifes, and other tools since you can't melt steel with fire?<br><br>I guess slaves were not... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:00:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ rough spot ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ just wanted to stop by and let you all know that i'm sorry that i've been mia lately... i'm really struggling mentally and emotionally and finding it hard to do anything more than just sleep. my bipolar has hit it's mean ole depression low, and someone from my past contacted me and stirred up a bunch of past issues triggers. so i'm just a mess right now. i hope you all are doing well and will understand that right now i just cant take part in the board. hugs to all. jamie <div... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:15:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Got bad news... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ i'm putting this here cuz i dont know where else to put it.. so if it needs to be moved plz do so. <br><br>my brother just relocated from a military post in maryland to one in southern california last week. he's not even been there a week, and he found out today that he'll be returning to iraq with his new post. HE HAS ALREADY BEEN THERE 2 TIMES! why isnt that enough for the military?! why must we fear this every other year!! he's not even been home 2 years since his last damn deployment!!!!... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2007 19:01:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Some times you could punch a wall ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Just had to sent money to my sister to pay her back taxes so she wouldn't lose her house second time in five years.  Plus her son defaulted in his student loan which I co-signed so had to pay that off.  Two years saving to have me eyes fixed gone in one day.  Damn but I hate relatives. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :bang --><img src=http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/elizadolots/banghead.gif  ALT=":bang"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <div class='signature'>****************<br><span... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2006 14:30:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ RIP Steve Irwin ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I admit, when my husband came downstairs to tell me Irwin had died, my reaction was &quot;did an allegator eat him?&quot;...but, no...he was killed by a stingray...<br><br>He gave us a load of fun.  I'm glad he went doing what he loved and I'm sorry his wife will be facing parenthood without him...  <br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/09/04/australia.irwin/index.html" target="top">CNN</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br><!--EZCODE QUOTE... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 03 Sep 2006 21:34:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Idjits we deal with at work ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ This is a narrative for a call that we'd gotten; I work for an HVAC company as a dispatcher/scheduler, and some of the folks hereabout are short a few sparkplugs in their cranial engine... I changed the last name, but the rest is all real:<br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:orange;">Rocky</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> Smith told his brother to call us, we installed a unit for him (Rocky); <!--EZCODE FONT START--><span... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:00:24 GMT</pubDate>
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